Guy stuff cracks me up


I got these pictures through a chain email at work and I loves em!  Thought you might too.  At the very least these are some excellent gift ideas for the guy in your life: that perfect mix of high-tech redneck primitive macho caveman gadgetry and masculine decor:

 

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This bowling alley is very nice on the eyes actually! I love high polished wood….

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I kind of like this bed but with one caveat: It needs to be hung from a rafter on heavy chains in order to get the real boat rocking action.  Wouldn’t you agree?

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Love it!

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Want it BAAAAADDDD!!!!!

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Ew.  Can you imagine the stink this chair will acquire?  I’m now trying to blot the idea out of my mind.

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Clear indication of there being a rough, tough, uncivilized lumberjack loose in the house.

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Yeah.  So here’s how you lure him into the shower; the one temptation few men can resist.  Better bring on the bacon scented soap while you’re at it too.

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Guns and lights….  I’m thinking of that movie Under Cover Blues…. Pair of married super spies with a new baby?  Kathleen Turner is the wife.  He tells her to “Kill the light” in their hotel room and she immediately pulls her pistol and really kills it for good….  Loved that movie.

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I want to play too!!!!!

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Get tired of someone’s butt on your bar stool?  No problem.  You just sneaky like release the gas and off they go, shooting right through the ceiling!  Bye-bye!  Y’all come back now, ya hear?

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Vrrroooom!  Watch out TV, here he comes!

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With these door handles now you too can feel like 007 every time you come through the door.

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*HEAVY BREATHING* “I am your father, Luke!”

*COUGH, COUGH*

He just needs a beer to clear his throat.

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Guys, you gotta love them!  They make great pets!  Maybe a BIT difficult to really civilize but, hell, that’s exactly what makes them so damn entertaining, right?  And, you know, they’re kind of cute and all.

So guys, what would your favorite christmas present choice be out of all these wonderful selections and why?

 

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About Ampbreia

I'm an ex-Pentacostal, ex-Muslim, ecclectic Agnostic with slightly Wiccan leanings. I am not affiliated with any organized religion or political platform, but I do believe in magic and all things wise and wonderful. I work as an admin in a calibration lab. I've published 2 books so far this year: Lost in Foreign Passions: Love and betrayal, passion and loss in the heart of an alien land (a memoir of my time as a Muslimah and living in Iran for a year), written under my previous married name, Debra Kamza, and Dream Lover (a paranormal romance, the tale of witch that summons her favorite character out of a Bewitched spin-off and the actor who plays him as well). I'm constantly writing stories and poems, thoughts and dreams, and quite a few opinions - many of which are not popular but oh well. Bite me. I'm interested in art, animals, the paranormal, and people. I love to dance, all sorts, but have been studying belly dance since 2006 and LOVE it! I love anime too and love dressing up and going to conventions. My writing runs the gummut of historical, science fiction, fantasy, romance, and erotica. Beware: I may not be safe reading for work. Just saying....
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12 Responses to Guy stuff cracks me up

  1. i really like the sink and the fireplace. a lot. 🙂

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    • ampbreia says:

      That is one unique fireplace. It reminds me of how my stepdaddy Fred tells me he used to cook steaks back when he was a truck driver: He used to wrap them in foil with potatoes and veggies and put them on the engine block while he drove.

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  2. whyzat says:

    I like the toolbox sink. The toilet chair—-eww! I hope the guy who uses it to pee in, has good aim! or a lot of Febreeze!

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  3. HA! 😀 this is funny! The male mind has always intrigued me! 😀 I love men!!! 🙂
    HA! And I love the mailbox!!! 🙂
    I’m a woman…but I’d love any of those for Christmas!
    HUGS!!! 🙂

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  4. erikamsteele says:

    Some of these are cool. Others… :O

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  5. nciteful says:

    Hehe. High tech indeed.

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  6. Nafees says:

    I dont have even one of them

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  7. ampbreia says:

    Don’t feel bad; most people don’t have even one of them.

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