Guy stuff cracks me up

I got these pictures through a chain email at work and I loves em!  Thought you might too.  At the very least these are some excellent gift ideas for the guy in your life: that perfect mix of high-tech redneck primitive macho caveman gadgetry and masculine decor:

 

 

This bowling alley is very nice on the eyes actually! I love high polished wood….

I kind of like this bed but with one caveat: It needs to be hung from a rafter on heavy chains in order to get the real boat rocking action.  Wouldn’t you agree?

Love it!

Want it BAAAAADDDD!!!!!

Ew.  Can you imagine the stink this chair will acquire?  I’m now trying to blot the idea out of my mind.

Clear indication of there being a rough, tough, uncivilized lumberjack loose in the house.

Yeah.  So here’s how you lure him into the shower; the one temptation few men can resist.  Better bring on the bacon scented soap while you’re at it too.

Guns and lights….  I’m thinking of that movie Under Cover Blues…. Pair of married super spies with a new baby?  Kathleen Turner is the wife.  He tells her to “Kill the light” in their hotel room and she immediately pulls her pistol and really kills it for good….  Loved that movie.

I want to play too!!!!!

Get tired of someone’s butt on your bar stool?  No problem.  You just sneaky like release the gas and off they go, shooting right through the ceiling!  Bye-bye!  Y’all come back now, ya hear?

Vrrroooom!  Watch out TV, here he comes!

With these door handles now you too can feel like 007 every time you come through the door.

*HEAVY BREATHING* “I am your father, Luke!”

*COUGH, COUGH*

He just needs a beer to clear his throat.

Guys, you gotta love them!  They make great pets!  Maybe a BIT difficult to really civilize but, hell, that’s exactly what makes them so damn entertaining, right?  And, you know, they’re kind of cute and all.

So guys, what would your favorite christmas present choice be out of all these wonderful selections and why?